Sick and bored??sneak peak of hell...
Yes its right the guy whose blog you all were waiting for so long is back.ok, the waiting for, is debatable but the fact that I am back is definitely not.My absence was marked by a spell of malaria lasting a week and getting screwed in mock cats but then now cured of malaria and realizing that I will continue to get screwed in mock cats I am back on a cheery note.The malaria experience brought home some salient observations to me
1.Gazing at cieling fans is underestimated as a past time
2.At certain times in life kit kat can be refused voluntarily
3.After the initial novelty,talking to urself gets creepy
4.Hospital staff hate the hospital as much as patients
5.Wheel chairs are super fun
6.Sania Mirza and Maria Sharapova are not Salvation army material
(I mean,come on a handshake after the match!!!what about the hug,the kiss??they could have brought joy to many a sick boy...)
And you have malaria if-
1.You start the morning nice and healthy turning the ac on,shiver and sleep in the afternoon without fan and insist on airconditioning at bed time again.
2.Start saying no to fried aalu curry while looking forward with relish at the blandest curd rice.
3.When u reply a pensive "its all in the game" or a more spontaneous but less coherent "blghusrt" to innocuous questions like "how are u" or "wat u doing da"
however the third is also a symptom of mental derangement so definitely pray that its the malarial parasite in case the third symptom recurrs!!!!
Stay Healthy!(Gee I must be really getting old to say such stuff)
1.Gazing at cieling fans is underestimated as a past time
2.At certain times in life kit kat can be refused voluntarily
3.After the initial novelty,talking to urself gets creepy
4.Hospital staff hate the hospital as much as patients
5.Wheel chairs are super fun
6.Sania Mirza and Maria Sharapova are not Salvation army material
(I mean,come on a handshake after the match!!!what about the hug,the kiss??they could have brought joy to many a sick boy...)
And you have malaria if-
1.You start the morning nice and healthy turning the ac on,shiver and sleep in the afternoon without fan and insist on airconditioning at bed time again.
2.Start saying no to fried aalu curry while looking forward with relish at the blandest curd rice.
3.When u reply a pensive "its all in the game" or a more spontaneous but less coherent "blghusrt" to innocuous questions like "how are u" or "wat u doing da"
however the third is also a symptom of mental derangement so definitely pray that its the malarial parasite in case the third symptom recurrs!!!!
Stay Healthy!(Gee I must be really getting old to say such stuff)
posted by shyam at 6:39 AM
1 Comments:
me too thinks ur blog is cool and i have nothing for u to chk out..boohhoo...abt the post...nice one, me too has thought that - looking of ceiling fan and stuff is not way too bad afterall...hey and me and soliloquy are synonymous...maybe i've been having malaria for a long time ;)...machaan hope u are doing well and last time i saw u, u were kickin ass, except that it was done wearing a rolling stones tshirt..anyways gail forgives u for that..roark, gail has updated his blog..do chk and post ur comment..taata and take care!!
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